Today's Thought !
So you think your life is bad ?
Just think about how bad the
life of an EGG is.....
You only get laid once...
You only get eaten once...
It takes 4 minutes to get hard...
2 minutes to get soft...
You have to share a box with
11 other guys...
And the only Chick that ever sat
on your face was your
MOTHER ! ! !
NOW... Don't you feel better ?